There are a lot secrets in District MMU...

Early morning at 7am, me and Bobby has a crazy idea: to explore the hidden lake in MMU.

"MMU got lake?!!"

Yup, a lot of people don't know that.

From Cyberia, we jogged by FIT, FOM, and rest a while this haunted pondok.

And also this haunted observation tower. Not dare to climb up, the stairs seem like will collapse anytime.

And just beside the observation tower, noticed this scary scene! A burned down building! The atap roof melted and sank!

Shit....

The metal structure melted and sank down.

Just behind the burned down thing, is the hidden lake of MMU, reach~

The lake seems not very deep, populated with lotus, fish, birds, and polystyrene food container. Means someone actually come here, should be MMU cleaning kakak.

The lake is not big, but the quietness is creepy~

Wish there won't be a giant monster come out from the lake and pull me in from behind.

DO NOT SWIM IN THERE, ELSE YOUR HEAD WILL GONE.

Around the lake are cempedak trees. Weird, I remember cempedak tree at my grandma's house is so tall. The tree at lake side has white liquid come out from the cut on the trunk, like rubber tree. Hybrid Alien Tree.

The lake is full of this kind of weird fish, like those in our aquarium to clean the surface.

Ish, found one dead on the grass! Don't know how it came up. Must be some kind of alien fish.

There are so many more! Alien fish!

Guess where is this place? Is in MMU too.

 

Conclusion:

MMU is hiding something from us. HAHA. 

Handwritten Cathay movie ticket

I followed Su, Hao Ming, and Eddy for movie, District 9.

While collecting booked ticket, the ticket printing machine is out, and perhaps the operator has no idea how to reprint.

So she wrote 4 tickets, using hand, cool.

While walking into cinema hall, ticket boy got a funny reaction:

HAHAHA.

Most special ticket ever.

AND:

District 9 is AWESOME!!!!

Never been this clumsy for years.

I studied Web Services for whole day, forcing myself to understand, and remember the steps in writing WSDL those shit, so on Monday, I can answer the paper correctly.

Now is 2:34am, I just finished study, and wanted to sleep, so, set alarm to 9am, so I can have final preparation for exam at 2:30pm.

Yen asked me: “tomorrow your paper is what time?”

me: “2:30pm, let me double check ya…”

(yes, correct, it’s 2:30pm, but…… it’s not Monday, it’s Tuesday.)

F^%&*()*&)K!!!!

FU()&_&**(^*&%^K!!!

This let me feels like, Mario suddenly pick up a mushroom, and extend life.

Secret Conversation Between Dean and Bill Gates

18/05/2009 18:20
log: Secret conversation between FIT Dean and Bill Gates

Bill Gates says:
yo comrade

Chin Kuan says:
yes
let's talk about our project we abandoned few years ago.
you promised to build a bridge from FIT to mid valley.

Bill Gates says:
i couldn't recall that we had a project before

Chin Kuan says:
and sponsor FIT students new laptop every sem.

Bill Gates says:
anyway, how's the campus? i expected the aircond system to be completely spoiled in 2 years time after completion of FIT building, and that shud happened by now

oh really

Chin Kuan says:
i can see that you are quite busy, so maybe this minor project you will forget.

Bill Gates says:
not until u produce 100% of high quality students

Chin Kuan says:
the air cond, yup, as expected.
and the computers in microsoft lab all gone.

Bill Gates says:
hm

Chin Kuan says:
because some leaking roof.

Bill Gates says:
i heard that they changed it into some lousy-acer widescreen lcds?

Chin Kuan says:
so, now we request you to fund on the Patch for the roof.

Bill Gates says:
well, i can't possibly do that, as everyone know, i'm no longer the richest man in the planet

Chin Kuan says:
yes sir, because low fund. The new president is transfering all the fund to build tunnel road.

Bill Gates says:
Hm

Chin Kuan says:
surface is too hot.

Bill Gates says:
i'm more interested in making the BSOD pink
unless u can produce some better proposals for that, i might take it into consideration

Chin Kuan says:
BSOD is BullShit Orang Department?

Bill Gates says:
anyway, your contribution to the campus has been a good one, i appreciate it very much
well... kinda, that's one of the variation... they can call it like Blue Shit Or Dung

Chin Kuan says:
sure, that department is quite doing their job, and i am considering giving them pink color wall.

Bill Gates says:
that sounds great
do u need any funding for that?

Chin Kuan says:
sure,

Bill Gates says:
hmm... then i shall contribute around 10 million for it. do change the furnitures to all pink in colour too..

Chin Kuan says:
as requested by the department head, they need exactly 4532 tin of paints.

Bill Gates says:
write my name on it
now that's a lot

Chin Kuan says:
i hope RM10 million is enough for it
but quality come first, I strongly suggest those paint import from UK.
as you know, higher price means higher quality, just like your windows.

Bill Gates says:
yea you're right
i should have employed you to join our programming team

Chin Kuan says:
sorry sir, i am just one of the member in BSOD, can't really contribute much.

Bill Gates says:
you are just being humble
anyway, i like humble people

Chin Kuan says:
yea, many people said that, i deny all.

Bill Gates says:
i might consider of increasing the funding by another 10 million

Chin Kuan says:
sure, with this 10 million, i believe we can improve our FIT elevator system.
I read a catalog about the world fastest elevator, 60km\h, i am considering to fix 20 units in FIT, straight into each room and lab.
this is a top secret project, hope you can secure these conversation.

Bill Gates says:
no problem comrade
we shall continue our discussion as i'm having another meeting in 4 minutes 14 seconds 44 milliseconds later

Chin Kuan says:
oh... really accurate.
so, i shall stop here, you continue for Windows business.

Bill Gates says:
by the way, i hope to implement the EASE - Fuzzy Elevator Controller system, which is from your current Technopreneur Venture business plan idea
i heard it can control the elevator using controller/via sms, that sounds so futuristic

Chin Kuan says:
sure, that will be useful, for those students who are too busy doing revision at home, until almost late for class.
i can see they are really trying their best
so, dont forget the 20 million funding, i will make MMU a new look for your next visit.

Bill Gates says:
not a problem, i shall inform my personal secretary about that, and they we shall further discuss it later
thank you comrade

Chin Kuan says:
thank you, have a nice day, hope your windows 7 wont show blue screen as frequent like vista.

Bill Gates says:
good luck and hope you're alive when i see u next year
that is already one of the vision of Microsoft Operating Systems standards, you will always be seeing that

Chin Kuan says:
oh... smart people always has smart vision.
i am just too dumb, that's why i remain FIT dean.
got to go, there will be football tonight.

Bill Gates says:
great, chat later

 

 

** It’s purely base on creativity, if there is any matching, will be considered coincidence.

I am Consuming Government's property.

Damn, I am eating Malaysia Government's property (Hak Kerajaan Malaysia).

What happen to Malaysia... even bun also need to rate as government's property?

I got this from donating blood, funny.

Centimeter's Affair.

I hate to be nerd, but somehow I did what they did.

These are the notes that I read these few days. Total of 21 chapters, averagely 40 slides per chapter, printed into a 6-in-1 handout A4 paper. Which employee need to memorize it...

Consist of 2 subjects: System Analysis and Design, and Software Requirements Engineering. I think is a useful subject in my future, but memorizing it seems... stupid, very.

If want to count the number of pages, I need 2 years. So I used ruler to measure the thickness, hem... about 2cm.

I damn hate this kind of exam. I can understood the facts, rules, I just suck in memorizing those 'properties' and 'factors' and 'bullshit'! (but in my mind, I know which chapter it is, and which section of the notes, which title, too! Just I can't refer... that's sad...)

Sorry if my boredom 'bored' you, I just finished 2 papers continuously.

1 last subject, Computer Security, will be on Friday.

Shit, another 1cm to go. Total 3cm in this semester.

ps: Penang~ I am going to meet you soon~

100 Winnings for the World Most Played Game.

This is the world most played game.

When you visit hospital, clinic, shopping, or any place with computers, you can see the operator is playing this game when they are free, this is Solitaire~

Yes, after so long of trying, won 100 games~ (but of course, I lost 489 games)

Dramatic Cat

I am still laughing.

Pussy vs Printer

This is super funny! See the cat's face and action~

Hope I got a cat like that, so cute!

** update: sorry for previous video, I don't know why can upload the wrong one..~~paiseh.

2nd Button

Time is fast. When you enjoying certain things, you won't feel the time flow through your body, your mind, your hand, but it just will flow through, like air.

This week will be the last week of our MMU final year seniors, who going to have their Convocation on coming Saturday, Sunday, and Monday. I still have 1 year and 10 months in this university, although I always critic "MMU sucks la" , but finally I still want to be MMU-ian.

The best feeling, I can work now! Earn my own money, do my own thing! However, the worst feeling for graduating is the feeling of separate from friends, lecturers, exams, quizzes, ponteng(absent because of lazy), "sign for me"(MMU best slogan), and everything you can mention during university life, everything we say sucks, but the end we just want the "sucks"...

A less known Graduation Tradition
During graduation, guy will give away his 2nd button on his shirt(or uniform) to someone he loves, sometimes is the girl ask for it. But, for all the buttons on the shirt, only the second button be given away, why?

According to Japan tradition, second button on shirt is the button that nearest to heart. This is especially for school uniform, which represent the life of studying, where the guy wear it throughout the study time. It had gathered the love, happiness, sadness, emotions in it, and is very precious and full of memories.

 

But MMU without uniform, what to do? Figure it out yourself.

A Funny Dream~

Last night I got a weird dream. Here it goes:

Oh no! Alien invasion! They are killing people around with super laser beam! So I have to get away from houses and city, and hide in the jungle~

So, what should I pack? Food! A lot of food! And also shirts! I packed my backpack and sling bag with food and shirts, and ready to leave the house.

Hey wait! My tennis racquet! Newly bought, used twice only, should I take together? And also my skates, I love it so much, but it's heavy! Em, maybe I can skate away when alien see me? No, no way. And also my computer! Perhaps I need to take out the hard disk and leave the rest, and also my Windows Vista DVD~

....

....

....

And I woke up, realize everything is just a dream, then it's time to start my day.

Haiz, never thought in the key moment, I still think of these stuff... But if it's real, I will take a lot of food, some shirt, sharp weapons, laptop, and camera, haha~

A Noob's Historical Moment.

Today, I sitting in front you,

the time is 11:13 am,

25th June, 2008,

A historical moment has happened;

This may not be a success,

but a brave start is half of it.

 

We may not be the one,

that people will remember forever;

But it's a moment,

where mark the starting point;

And say Hello to the World.

 

 

 

OK, enough crap, I just want to say I just done my VERY first Java compilation, "Hello World!"~ Cold! Very noob!

(For readers who don't know, here Java is a programming language, not the island at Indonesia)

sh...it, baby talk Java now. (comic from http://blaugh.com )

How old am I?

I just passed my 20th birthday last month.

However, does it means that I am 20 year-old?

Yesterday I tried a biological age calculator in Alamanda Putrajaya, and it showed that my biological age is....

What? Guess la!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

16 only!

So I am actually still not yet 20! Wow!!

 

Do this is good sign?
But a 4 year different with actual age is not a very proud thing. The analyst told me that I lack of nutrition, not enough eat, bla bla bla, which I can say, I can eat a lot like no one can imagine, and I eat according to nutrition balance, so don't tell me I lack of nutrition.

Here are some data from the device:
Body weight: 45kg
Fat percentage: 9.6% (essential to dissolve vitamin A, D, E and K)
Muscle weight: 38kg (84%, not bad~, does it means muscular? haha)
Heart fat index: 1 (healthiest)
Bone density index: 2.X (not very good)
Carbohydrate intake: 1140 kCal (normal is 1400kCal)
............
............

7 or 8 person of us take the test, and quite accurate, means those fat people get very high biological age, and those skinny like me get younger, normal get closer age.

Why is there such free test?
Of course, nothing is free. If it's free, means someone is trying to take your money. The lady who did the test for us later start promoting her nutrition products, which I don't give any attention, because the lady is FAT (means the product is not effective to maintain your health)

My phone is a "she"!!!

Human nature.

Most cool machines, cool gadgets, people just like (love) to call them "she", example, "the ship is sinking! She is sinking!", or "this sport car is my wife".

I call my PC a "she", and her name is "Hungry PC", and my skate is my wife too, although don't have a name yet.

Actually do you know that even hand phone has gender? From TienSoon new techblog, I found that my phone, Sony Ericsson K600 has a codename, Mirai.

Cute name?
 
Her name is Mirai.

And for another popular SE phone W810 is Helen.

 

For other Sony Ericsson phone's codename, please visit here.
http://sonyericssonblog.wordpress.com/codenames/

TienSoon pointed out that all Sony Ericsson's phone has female codename, only FEMALE. haha!

So as a conclusion, phone do have gender, maybe not all, at least for Sony Ericsson.

Can you believe this? In Area 51.

Area 51, I believe many people heard of the conspiracy theories of this facilities. Located at Neveda, US, this Area 51 always been related with alien technology reverse engineering facilities, ultimate weapons labs, UFO landing zone, life recreation technology, time travel technology etc.

Due to the top secret weapon invention and testing lab, so no people allow to enter, or fly over, so after decades, people created this kind of imagination.

However...
Just North West of Area 51, there is a big weird thing: it's not alien's UFO, not latest jet fighter, not President Bush. See it:

Can you see it?

Now?

It seems clearer now, but...

What the fuck is Colonel Sanders doing in Area 51 ???!!!!  

The exact location is

Latitude: 37°38'46.00"N

Longitude: 115°45'4.71"W

To see it, use Google Earth or see it here using Google Map.

View Larger Map

I Google around for the truth of it, and seems like KFC really built the world biggest ads on Earth!

This is "The Making of The Colonel"

Details
Size: 87500 Square Foot
Number of human resources: >50
Professions: designers, engineers, scientists (including astrophysicists), architects and other professionals
duration: 3 months from planning to creating it.

 

November 14, 2006
KFC CREATES WORLD'S FIRST BRAND VISIBLE FROM SPACE AS COLONEL SANDERS TAKES ONE SMALL STEP FOR HUMANKIND BUT ONE GIANT LEAP FOR FRIED CHICKEN

KFC BOLDLY GOES WHERE NO BRAND HAS GONE BEFORE BY UNVEILING ASTRONOMICAL, 87,500 SQUARE-FOOT, CONTEMPORIZED COLONEL SANDERS LOGO IN AREA 51 DESERT TO LAUNCH "KFC OF THE FUTURE"

**From http://www.kfc.com/about/pressreleases/111406.asp

Only alien can see this from space...

Today's quote:
Human... think too much, haiz.

I thought in Cyberjaya, my life will be more tidy.

During my study in my life, everytime when exam is approaching, my table will be like a battle field. And that time, I blame the table was too small.

(During SPM...)

(In Melaka...)

But now, when I moved to Cyberjaya, and now the final exam for this semester is approaching, as usual, my table will transform into some kind of trash dumping zone...

Now with 3 tables, no more excuse, I am just too lazy to clean up my table(s)....

Technorati tags: tidy, life, untidy

LowYat.Net Forum updating.

This is how it looks when LowYat.Net forum updating.

Stop pressing F5? That's what I usually do, but not calling TMNET, as that is useless.

Another Gmail innovation: Gmail Paper is here.

This is a really cool feature from Gmail, and I think no one have ever thing about this before! The new feature from Gmail--Gmail Paper, is a revolutionary method to manage your mail. You can touch it, write on it(using pen or pencil), tear it(by hand), throw it into a recycle bin(real recycle bin).

What is Gmail Paper?
Normal email services just allow you to receive mails in electronic way, this is good, as you don't need to print it out and this can save your money and environment. However, some mails are better to be held on hand, like photos. But the process is irritating: download, run printing application, print; and most of the time I will just gave up to print, just because of money.(1 piece of glossy photo paper is expensive)

Now Gmail Paper is here! You don't need to print it out by yourself, just click the Paper Archive button in your Gmail.

(screenshot from Gmail)

Gmail will send the mail to your house in a beautiful Gmail box, right in front your doorstep.

Here is some cool fact about Gmail Paper:

1. It's free, because every mail that arrived your doorstep were sponsored, and the advertisement will appear at the back of your paper printed in red bold color.
2. Attachment files... depends on what files is that. If it is  photo, Gmail will print it in high quality glossy photo paper. For mp3 and other unprintable files, Gmail would like to recommend you to preserve the file and not to print it.
3. You can print out unlimited copies of mails, from hundred to million, all free, no limit. But use your brain well while printing these.
4. Just need 2~4 days of business day to process.
5. Gmail Paper is made out of 96% post-consumer organic soybean sputum, and if you use Gmail Paper, you will save environment, as you don't need to use real paper to print your mail.

Do Gmail Paper really environmental friendly?
Although Gmail use organic recycled paper as their medium, but how much recycled paper in this world can support gigantic of Gmail usage everyday? Maybe this can boost the value of recycling paper, and help environment indirectly. As TienSoon said about Paperless or Paper Less, people still rely much on paper.

For now, Gmail Paper still not available yet and just open to beta tester. Hope I can try the service soon.

Thanks for read it, its April Fool!

Technorati Tags: Gmail - paper - free - environment - photo

Best Magician known in this world

Levitation, moving trains with hands, lifting lifts, all these seems not difficult for this best magician of the world, see this:

 Technology, make "magic" possible!

funny zune and ipod

funny zune and ipod, originally uploaded by YGGG.

If Zune and iPod can talk, this may be their conversation...