VHanded lalala: Secret Conversation Between Dean and Bill Gates

18/05/2009 18:20
log: Secret conversation between FIT Dean and Bill Gates

Bill Gates says:
yo comrade

Chin Kuan says:
yes
let's talk about our project we abandoned few years ago.
you promised to build a bridge from FIT to mid valley.

Bill Gates says:
i couldn't recall that we had a project before

Chin Kuan says:
and sponsor FIT students new laptop every sem.

Bill Gates says:
anyway, how's the campus? i expected the aircond system to be completely spoiled in 2 years time after completion of FIT building, and that shud happened by now

oh really

Chin Kuan says:
i can see that you are quite busy, so maybe this minor project you will forget.

Bill Gates says:
not until u produce 100% of high quality students

Chin Kuan says:
the air cond, yup, as expected.
and the computers in microsoft lab all gone.

Bill Gates says:
hm

Chin Kuan says:
because some leaking roof.

Bill Gates says:
i heard that they changed it into some lousy-acer widescreen lcds?

Chin Kuan says:
so, now we request you to fund on the Patch for the roof.

Bill Gates says:
well, i can't possibly do that, as everyone know, i'm no longer the richest man in the planet

Chin Kuan says:
yes sir, because low fund. The new president is transfering all the fund to build tunnel road.

Bill Gates says:
Hm

Chin Kuan says:
surface is too hot.

Bill Gates says:
i'm more interested in making the BSOD pink
unless u can produce some better proposals for that, i might take it into consideration

Chin Kuan says:
BSOD is BullShit Orang Department?

Bill Gates says:
anyway, your contribution to the campus has been a good one, i appreciate it very much
well... kinda, that's one of the variation... they can call it like Blue Shit Or Dung

Chin Kuan says:
sure, that department is quite doing their job, and i am considering giving them pink color wall.

Bill Gates says:
that sounds great
do u need any funding for that?

Chin Kuan says:
sure,

Bill Gates says:
hmm... then i shall contribute around 10 million for it. do change the furnitures to all pink in colour too..

Chin Kuan says:
as requested by the department head, they need exactly 4532 tin of paints.

Bill Gates says:
write my name on it
now that's a lot

Chin Kuan says:
i hope RM10 million is enough for it
but quality come first, I strongly suggest those paint import from UK.
as you know, higher price means higher quality, just like your windows.

Bill Gates says:
yea you're right
i should have employed you to join our programming team

Chin Kuan says:
sorry sir, i am just one of the member in BSOD, can't really contribute much.

Bill Gates says:
you are just being humble
anyway, i like humble people

Chin Kuan says:
yea, many people said that, i deny all.

Bill Gates says:
i might consider of increasing the funding by another 10 million

Chin Kuan says:
sure, with this 10 million, i believe we can improve our FIT elevator system.
I read a catalog about the world fastest elevator, 60km\h, i am considering to fix 20 units in FIT, straight into each room and lab.
this is a top secret project, hope you can secure these conversation.

Bill Gates says:
no problem comrade
we shall continue our discussion as i'm having another meeting in 4 minutes 14 seconds 44 milliseconds later

Chin Kuan says:
oh... really accurate.
so, i shall stop here, you continue for Windows business.

Bill Gates says:
by the way, i hope to implement the EASE - Fuzzy Elevator Controller system, which is from your current Technopreneur Venture business plan idea
i heard it can control the elevator using controller/via sms, that sounds so futuristic

Chin Kuan says:
sure, that will be useful, for those students who are too busy doing revision at home, until almost late for class.
i can see they are really trying their best
so, dont forget the 20 million funding, i will make MMU a new look for your next visit.

Bill Gates says:
not a problem, i shall inform my personal secretary about that, and they we shall further discuss it later
thank you comrade

Chin Kuan says:
thank you, have a nice day, hope your windows 7 wont show blue screen as frequent like vista.

Bill Gates says:
good luck and hope you're alive when i see u next year
that is already one of the vision of Microsoft Operating Systems standards, you will always be seeing that

Chin Kuan says:
oh... smart people always has smart vision.
i am just too dumb, that's why i remain FIT dean.
got to go, there will be football tonight.

Bill Gates says:
great, chat later

** It’s purely base on creativity, if there is any matching, will be considered coincidence.